It Came From A Squirrel

I hate spelling this month, it's a hard month to spell. So that's why I haven't posted in almost a month, because I can't spell this month, and I was going to tell everyone about all the month goings-on. I realize that my extended absence extends into January, a month I like spelling, but telling everyone about January when the month is monthover is monthy.

Raffi: you told Lindsay you were coming to the hockey game. You did not tell me. It is possible that on Tuesday a scorching hot not my type girl took time out of her busy regimen of doing body shots off her not as hot friend to give me her phone number, nay, not give, force it upon me, well not force since i'm certainly willing, but press it to me so i can clutch it like i want to clutch her and i was going to ask her to one of the hockey games, isn't it? Ok, probably not. But you should still tell me when you're coming.

-Brian