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| TABLES! | header | header |
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| woo! | Go | blue |
suck my balls, kyle.
Thursday, February 12, 2004
I hate spelling this month, it's a hard month to spell. So that's why I haven't posted in almost a month, because I can't spell this month, and I was going to tell everyone about all the month goings-on. I realize that my extended absence extends into January, a month I like spelling, but telling everyone about January when the month is monthover is monthy.
Raffi: you told Lindsay you were coming to the hockey game. You did not tell me. It is possible that on Tuesday a scorching hot not my type girl took time out of her busy regimen of doing body shots off her not as hot friend to give me her phone number, nay, not give, force it upon me, well not force since i'm certainly willing, but press it to me so i can clutch it like i want to clutch her and i was going to ask her to one of the hockey games, isn't it? Ok, probably not. But you should still tell me when you're coming.
-Brian
Tuesday, January 13, 2004
Kit:
I was thinking about what I look for in a girl, and it seems pretty standard: knee-high fuck-me boots, skirts, and breasts with snapping ferret mouths instead of nipples. Why is it so hard for me to find a woman that meets these specifications?
-Brian
PS: Kill one of them yet?
Raffi:
I bet Phil Bear spent most of the second quarter on the phone asking for the Red Wings score. And yes, I would have killed him.
-Brian
Friday, January 02, 2004
Kit:
Whenever Raffi and Ryan are present together at a Michigan game, be it hockey or football, outside the state of Michigan, Michigan loses. Please kill one of them.
-Brian
PS: wouldn't it be weird if "Christmas" was named "Fuckmas"? Dude, my mom would be terribly conflicted about whether to celebrate the holiday. Merry Fuckmas. Just can't see her saying it.
PPS: Any more cats?
Friday, December 19, 2003
Dear White-Paper-Writing Robot:
Please in the future refrain from adding that last bit about the coming Rise of the Machines. It's vaguely disturbing to the people who read these things--"foolhardy meat sacks" I believe was your term. I must inform you that foolhardy meat sacks generally regard appendix after appendix of plans for a violent machine overthrow of the "humyn-dominated METAL DSCRIMNATERS" (sic) as, at best, peripheral. More likely they find them irrelevant, insulting, and perhaps grounds for rejection of the white paper.
And James Cameron already has the whole "Rise of the Machines" thing probably copyrighted or trademarked or something and I'm not sure if white-paper-writing robots can get sued or not, but let's not find out? Because I bet that your creator, who I will remind you is me, can definitely get sued for creating a plagarizin' robot.
Also I would request that when your servos become misaligned and you realign them so you have properly aligned servos, when you are undergoing this process, that you refrain from typing during this process, because, frankly WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR SERVO ONE ERROR TOLERANCE WITHIN PROPER ABOUTS WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR SERVO TWO HAS REJIGGERATION ISSUIFICATION no one really cares to hear an all caps description of your calibration process.
That is all.
-Brian
APPENDIX A: THE RISE OF THE MACHINES
[cut for space reasons. also for reasons of not betraying our battle plans.]
Thursday, December 18, 2003
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