Dear White-Paper-Writing Robot:

Please in the future refrain from adding that last bit about the coming Rise of the Machines. It's vaguely disturbing to the people who read these things--"foolhardy meat sacks" I believe was your term. I must inform you that foolhardy meat sacks generally regard appendix after appendix of plans for a violent machine overthrow of the "humyn-dominated METAL DSCRIMNATERS" (sic) as, at best, peripheral. More likely they find them irrelevant, insulting, and perhaps grounds for rejection of the white paper.

And James Cameron already has the whole "Rise of the Machines" thing probably copyrighted or trademarked or something and I'm not sure if white-paper-writing robots can get sued or not, but let's not find out? Because I bet that your creator, who I will remind you is me, can definitely get sued for creating a plagarizin' robot.

Also I would request that when your servos become misaligned and you realign them so you have properly aligned servos, when you are undergoing this process, that you refrain from typing during this process, because, frankly WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR SERVO ONE ERROR TOLERANCE WITHIN PROPER ABOUTS WHIRR WHIRR WHIRR SERVO TWO HAS REJIGGERATION ISSUIFICATION no one really cares to hear an all caps description of your calibration process.

That is all.

-Brian

APPENDIX A: THE RISE OF THE MACHINES
[cut for space reasons. also for reasons of not betraying our battle plans.]

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